Surprise Dad with a Jerky Bouquet – Because Flowers Are So Last Season!
Father’s Day is upon us once again, and if you’re thinking flowers, might we suggest thinking outside the bouquet? Instead of rose petals, how about MEAT PETALS! If the way to your dad’s heart is through his stomach, they’re sure to love a a meaty arrangement of Side Project Jerky! Let’s be honest, flowers are pretty, but jerky is delicious. Plus, your pops can enjoy the nostalgia of a DIY gift from your elementary school days. Follow these fun and easy steps to craft a gift that’s as flavorful as it is unique.
What’s Inside the Box:
- Five (5) Pouches of SideProject Jerky
- Wooden dowel rods (5)
- Foam block (1)
- Decorative paper or tissue (optional)
Step One: Prep Your Box:
Grab the box your jerky came in. Yes, it might look a bit rugged from its journey, but hey, that just adds character. Line it with some snazzy decorative paper or tissue to give it a fresh look. If you’re feeling particularly crafty, swing by a craft store for a personalized upgrade that’ll make your gift stand out.
Step Two: Insert the Foam Block
Pop the foam block in the center of the box. This is the secret ingredient that will keep your jerky bouquet standing tall and proud.
Step Three: Skewer the Jerky
Gently skewer each jerky packet with a wooden dowel rod. Think of it like making a deliciously meaty kabob.Tape each rod to the back of each package. Just be careful not to poke all the way through!
Step Four: Arrange Your BouqueT
Now for the fun part: arranging! Insert the dowel rods into the foam block and spread out the jerky packets to create a bouquet-like appearance. Channel your inner florist, but with a much tastier end result.
Step Five: Add the Finishing Touches
Now for the fun part: arranging! Insert the dowel rods into the foam block and spread out the jerky packets to create a bouquet-like appearance. Channel your inner florist, but with a much tastier end result.
Feeling fancy? Fill in any gaps with decorative paper, some extra tissue, or even a couple flowers (why not?). Add a heartfelt note to Dad to let him know that even thought you act annoyed, you really appreciate all of the unsolicited dad wisdom.
Your jerky bouquet is ready to dazzle! Present it to Dad and watch his eyes light up with joy and his mouth water with anticipation. Because really, who wouldn’t prefer jerky over flowers?
Creating this jerky bouquet is a fun, playful way to show Dad some love. It’s a gift that’s memorable, delicious, and just a little bit quirky – just like him.